Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?