Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do German dogs sleep?