Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Because he had a strong will-debeest.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
This candy bar is a real home run.