Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?