What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why was the horse so happy?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?