Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a henway?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?