Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Tom Thanks.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How can you make 7 even?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?