What game does chlorine never lose?
Pool.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What country has the most fish?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What are you studying in math?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?