Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where would you put an injured insect?