Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?