Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What birds make average students?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
When should you start writing a book?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How does a barber get to work?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which fly makes films?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?