Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a short cow?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?