What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
A wool coat.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a rabbit barber?