What is a cow's dream job?
To be a moover.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Which family member has tusks?
How can you make 7 even?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
How much does freedom weigh?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.