Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What style of music weighs the most?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How did groundhogs get their name?