What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Peeps!
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
It's allergy season again?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What makes pirates such good singers?