Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is the coolest country?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?