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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?