What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do cats wear to work?