What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"