What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?