What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How long will dinner be?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?