What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do you get straight A's?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the fish blush?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?