People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What vegetables make the best music?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the calf play in the school band?