People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Which insect is the smartest?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?