Which band is always treated like royalty?
Queen!
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?