OK, that's enough fish puns.
It's time to scale back.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is another name for a cow?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?