Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Can February March?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the scariest letter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call octopus twins?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?