Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How does a barber get to work?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
When do mice play every day?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?