What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What game do bats excel at?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did autumn say to summer?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How do fleas travel?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How long will dinner be?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?