Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Mother Nature.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are cars magic?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What siblings are always sad?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the window need an aspirin?