What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?