What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?