How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What game do mice love to play?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?