What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How do you get straight A's?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?