What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
When should you start writing a book?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?