Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What color are all the books in the library?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which state has the best streets?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where do horses reside?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call the king of vegetables?