Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Why do mice need oiling?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How does a barber get to work?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?