Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why are all priests fit?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?