How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?