What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What does the sun drink out of?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the Dorito say to his son?