How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?