What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.