How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?