What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did March say to the madness?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?