What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?