What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?