What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?