What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Webbings.
What do little fish love to play with?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
It's allergy season again?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which insect is the smartest?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?