Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which is the worst season?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?