Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you give a pony with a cold?