Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
When should you start writing a book?
Why are goats so funny?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the dog so popular?