What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why was the math book sad?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What animals make the best students?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?