What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the window need an aspirin?