How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What siblings are always sad?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which elf is the best singer?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?