Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?