What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the frog starve?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?