What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do cows say on NYE?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are ghosts always single?