What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Three stripes and you're out!
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.