What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?