What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How are teens like cats?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?