What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What animal knows kung fu?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the fish blush?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?