What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Are baby skunks cute?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?